caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

Childish Gambino
Do Ya Like

thedyldo:

Do Ya Like // Childish Gambino ft Adele

If the signs were mythological creatures:

  1. Aries: Werewolf
  2. Taurus: Hell hound
  3. Gemini: Doppelgänger
  4. Cancer: Banshee
  5. Leo: Fairy
  6. Virgo: Angel
  7. Libra: Nymph
  8. Scorpio: Siren
  9. Sagittarius: Ghost
  10. Capricorn: Mermaid
  11. Aquarius: Vampire
  12. Pisces: Shapeshifter

favoritesgirl:

capecod-arabella:

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

so many concerts, wrong country

so many concerts , not enough money and wrong country in the same time

Look at how beautiful is the view from my beach house.

kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

Crazy In Love (Remix for "Fifty Shades of Grey")
Beyoncé

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

ok Charles bukowski

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

ja